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Let us bow our heads and give thanks...
Welcome people with and from the clitoris. From where we all doth cum.
A church focused on the origins of worship – the goddess and love. Women were goddesses, revered, life gifters, pleasure-seekers and holders.
Join the High Priestess and the Labias in uniting as a congregation dedicated to raising your voice in song, in learning, in a joyful shared learning experience.
Cum one, cum all.
What are people saying?
★★★★★
''It was a fun, humorous, educational and inspiring show suitable and probably essential for every adult who has a vagina, or a partner with one."
''This feel-good cabaret will have you embracing what makes our bodies truly a magical wonderland."
“It’s always a pleasure worshipping at The Church of the Clitori.”
Lenny Ann Low
★★★★★
''If this is what church is like then sign me up! At this church it’s time to throw off the shackles of the patriarchy, embrace the Divine feminine and bring the world back into balance by worshipping the Holy Clit."
''Their presentation is amusing from beginning to end, sensitively considered but vivaciously delivered."
★★★★
"The Church of Clitori was a joyous, hilariously funny, educational and inspiring show, that’s not afraid to “go there”.
Kate Young
Full Service
Dates and Locations
We encourage regular worship at home, in the car, in the bush, ocean, and with valued partners with whom you have open honest conversations.
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About Us
Theatre meets cabaret, comedy, song, and worship.
Join the high priestess and the Labias to worship the source of joy, happiness, and contentment – the clitoris. If you have one, came from one, or would like to get to know one, we invite you to attend a service and become one of the Cliterati.
To bow your heads and give thanks.
What People have to say
"Women empowering women through a fact filled, fun musical that would make anyone squirt”
Gia Frino
Screen producer, maker, creative
"Clearly, this is a ceremony that’s needed. It wont be to everyone's taste, but if you're open-minded, you'll find it a joyous celebration of female sexuality that's very tongue in….well, let's say cheek."
Nick Rheinberger,
Mornings Presenter, ABC Illawarra.
Our Services Include
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Words of wisdom and worship from the high priestess.
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Endorphin raising songs of praise.
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History of the clitoris from Labia Majora.
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Introduction to techniques of correct worship.
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Clit hits by Labia Minora.
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Moving music by "The Master of His Organ".
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Colouring book creations.
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And so much more...